Stale Joe
music and lyrics by Joe Croker

Stale Joe sitting like bread on a counter
Hard to get it down without wine or butter
Didn’t think he gave enough different looks, honey
So he tried fifty on but he still felt ugly
Stale Joe

Back in LA folks they look so pretty
You wouldn’t ever know if anybody felt shitty
Sunshine all the time
Rock the blues right out of your mind
Stale Joe

Stale Joe gonna take the big dip in the ocean
Or suck down some heavy heavy heavy love potion
Stale Joe go a hundred-fifty miles an hour
When you feel like nothing you crave sleep or power
Stale Joe

Everybody love stale Joe when he’s on
Speak a new language from dusk to dawn
Stale Joe

Sunshine all the time
Rock the blues right out of your mind
Stale Joe