TNA is TNT
music and lyrics by Joe Croker

Hey I was a kid
I was barely wet behind the ears
And it was hard seeing the girls
They shook the knees of my world

And then I met
Oh I met
Oh—Colleen

Man she taught me that
TNA, well, it’s TNT
A dubious recipe
Some of you young boys
You don’t agree
But you aint never met
Colleen

All them days Catholic mass
Man I prayed that I’d have a chance
With that pretty darling tease
My big brother said, “Get on your knees”
He said, “The thing is bro’
you really don’t believe ...

That you can handle her TNA
'Cause it’s TNT
She’ll love you once then leave you promptly
Give pretty names to deeds unsightly
So if it were me I think I would proceed”

And I asked her about love versus lusting
And she said for her, “well, the difference it aint nothing”
And I said, “dang girl you’re really something”
And she said “then why don’t you try me?”

Hey I was a kid
I was barely wet behind the ears
And it was hard seeing
that girl
She shook everything in my world

You know you did
You know you did
Of course you did Colleen

And I tried to say “no no, honey no
oh Colleen no ... please baby no”